"Have you ever gone down on a woman?" was one of the texts HE sent her.
And the answer to that one is a big fat no. And I know that because she hates lesbians. And hates the whole "two girls having sex."
And on another note, I jabbed or stabbed myself with a linoleum cutting tool in art on Thursday. When I showed it to the 9-10 grade nurse, I had to extend my thumb 'cause that's what it hit. And it extended, there was a hole in my thumb. xD
It's closed up now, and doesn't hurt as much. I didn't even feel it go in. It was just kind of a sharp quick pain. And then it stopped.
But yea, since my mom got me Transformers Band-Aids, Bumblebee and Optimus Prime have been helping to heal me. x3
Devious Comments
I love surprises
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I'm Adolf Hitler in dA's Celebrity Crew!
Johnny Depp says: "Do your homework!"
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Batteries Not Included
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"Candy tastes like chicken if chicken were candy..."
-Toki Wartooth
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"By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!" -Pickles from Metalocalypse
[link] << OHMIGOD YESS. CLICK THIS LINK PLZZ TIS MADE OF EPIC FUCKING WIN. :'D
I don't know what, but she'll do something fucking... not good.
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"By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!" -Pickles from Metalocalypse
[link] << OHMIGOD YESS. CLICK THIS LINK PLZZ TIS MADE OF EPIC FUCKING WIN. :'D
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that seems far-off
hoping it will come today.
into the starlit night
foolish dreamers turn their gaze
waiting on a shooting star
but, what if that star is not to come?
will their dreams fade to nothing?
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"By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!" -Pickles from Metalocalypse
[link] << OHMIGOD YESS. CLICK THIS LINK PLZZ TIS MADE OF EPIC FUCKING WIN. :'D
WOOO!! TRANSFORMER'S BAND-AIDS!! I want some
I have a hole in my foot from where I kicked the side of Shark's apartment's pool, and scraped all the skin off. It's really deep, and has been there for almost 3 weeks. But, at least it's finally leaving.
~Imp~
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"Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within." -Kafka
Hey! [link] This is Glowin-theSHARK, my bestest friend! Check her page out, cuz she's awesome!
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"By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!" -Pickles from Metalocalypse
[link] << OHMIGOD YESS. CLICK THIS LINK PLZZ TIS MADE OF EPIC FUCKING WIN. :'D
~Imp~
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"Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within." -Kafka
Hey! [link] This is Glowin-theSHARK, my bestest friend! Check her page out, cuz she's awesome!